Life is back.

Suddenly events took a strange kind of turn, and I got married to Rituka Mathur. Though all Aishwarya Rai and Salma Hayek fans would disagree, Rituka is the most beautiful person on this planet.
There are suddenly lots of things to do and finding time for them is another one of those. Cryptic ? Well not as cryptic as the sea shell doing nothing on a sea shore in moonlight. Here is today's lim.

The post didnot come for age
could it be memory or laze ?
but now I have got a life
ever since came in my wife
Time flies by,what night or days...

-Amit

Builds and Crashes

So what if you build build build all day, only to realize at the end of the day everything almost always crashes? I have been trying to deliver this project for months now, but only labour pains is what I have got. Yeah, this is something I never concieved of, but have to carry it anyway. It is too prestigious to be aborted. The Gyan-cologists in my office say that there is something wrong, as they can hear the beat rather strobngly, but thats the way bosses are.

I wish I could just do away with time
But doing that seems to be crime
fast forward my life
get over this strife
and not to get into this mess next time

Beating around

Americans have a tough choice for President. While Bush wants to kerry on, Kerry just wants to beat around the bush.
But when we asked Bush what strategy he follows to beat Kerry, he replied, "I ambush".
But again can John Carry it that far , when we asked him what made him think that he would win , he said "Heinz proved"

They keep asking me for my blog to be updated
why nothing new, questionably they stated
that proves
that this blog moves
it is read which makes me feel elated

-Amit

Sure ?

Mondays are always sleepy, there is nothing new about those.
But today it was specially sleepy, partly because I drove a lot in the New Delhi traffic the entire weekend. East/West/North/Sout all Delhi was done.

Pun of the day ? Nothing great, just the poster I designed for the Inquizition -
Awe-dience
Oh-dience
How-dience
so do you know we have some cool
Audience
prizes at the
Inquizition

Limerick has to be dedicated to coffee, which kept me awake
Well Monday morning just means
more and more of those coffee beans
just crush and brew
they are ready for you
cuppachino or late`, they're all caffeines

Fright Day

How come some colleagues start sending emails when bosses are on the other side of the world ..Well I will discount them as mortals who think display of work is more important than work itself. Here is limerick to him

There is this colleague at office who argues
You will find lots like him, not fews
showing aggression
over debugging and regression
my only question is what the hell is the use ?

No puns today I remember .. I did crack a few though but all lost in the murky waters of bad office day. But yes a self written quote - "amisax says that life is all about making your autobiography a best seller"

Long days of summer

Its been just two days to the longest days of summer and I already long fro the rains and winters - that a long chain of thought which I wont take long to take you along on. To cut a long story short, why is it so hot and humid ?

When Pagey recommended that every person should undergo a compulsory cellphone training , my simple question to him was "Isnt a cell phone training a self hone training ? "


Took another interview today, but Shuchi (HR) is surely loosing hair about getting people in -

My HR called to say that her hair was turning white
on a normal day understand her I might
"interview ?"
"not taken one have you ?"
I could not say no, said okay alright

Puns and Lims

Why crack puns ? Why say limericks ?
If you want answers to those , then just answer this first ?
Why did God create tooth decay ? (Thanks Yossarian!)

Okay day one, simple stuff ..

When this morning the tea machine served more tea to Radhika than expected and the cup over flowed , I told her that was what was called plen-tea !

Limerick for the day - lost pool match, did no work because did not want to get tired for it ... so no setup/hold or skew checks on timing arcs today

Its Delhi, forty degrees and definitely not cooling,
still I had to play this game, yes pooling
of balls and cue,
not setup and skew,
but opponents were the ones who did most of the ruling

-amisax